Views under the News - 09 Dec 2012 ~ monkeyshine nutworks

Views under the News - 09 Dec 2012

The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. 

They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence of any nature is intended - specifically to Indians.  [Other nationalities if they feel offended, can go suck their thumbs].
;-)
-----------------------------------
  • 90% of Indians are ‘Idiots’ says Justice Markandey Katju.
    • - Even now he is off the rocker - he should have said 99%.
  • PM is a leader of high integrity: Ratan Tata.
    • - He heard it from Nira Radia on telephone.
  • TV show Satyamev Jayathe has brought me in touch with reality: Aamir Khan.
    • - Seeing your haircut, I somehow doubt it.
  • Champions Trophy: Pakistan beat India to win bronze.
    • - After all that hype - it is Olympics story once again.
  • World Famous 832F Wolf shot and killed outside Yellowstone.
    • - Due to be released - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.
  • Kate hoax call: DJs fragile, under counselling.
    • - Had the DJs been Indian, would have been jailed, counting bars.
  • Iranian warships dock again in Sudan.
    • - One man’s terrorist is Ahmadinejad's freedom fighter.
  • Italian PM Mario Monti set to resign after losing ruling Party’s support.
    • - It is ‘bunga-bunga’ time back again in Italy.
  • China expresses solidarity with The Philippines in the wake of Typhoon Pablo.
    • - But that solidarity doesn’t extend to the Spratly Islands territory of The Philippines.

china_vietnam_phippines_spratly_islands

(image courtesy economist.com)

No comments :

Post a Comment

This blog uses the Disqus commenting system. If you try to post comments through the usual Blogger comment form, they will not appear on the Blog.

Blog Archive