Views under the News - 05 January 2013 ~ monkeyshine nutworks

Views under the News - 05 January 2013

The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended - especially to Indians.
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  • Intestine transplant to Delhi rape victim was irresponsible: Doctor Trehan
    • - Software Engineer gets first successful stomach transplant in India: Report.
  • Rapes happens in India, not Bharat: RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat.
    • - And a cellphone is a phone they provide for us in prison cells.
  • Hike in Diesel, LPG prices being mulled by the Government.
    • - Montek Singh Ahluwalia NOT for revising Rs. 32 per day rich-people-benchmark.
  • Many state governments not in favour of death penalty for rapists.
    • - Yeah.  It is difficult for Ministers to function from death row.
  • Monkey throws wrench in US Consulate in Sri Lanka.
    • - Never knew that George ‘Macaca’ Allen was in Colombo.
  • Ships checks limited to Coast: China assures Philippines.
    • - As for intrusions on land, we have our hackers and cyber-troops.
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(image courtesy koreatimes.co.kr)

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