Views under the News - 13 February 2013 ~ monkeyshine nutworks

Views under the News - 13 February 2013

The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. They have no connection to events and characters in real life. No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended to any person, (and especially to Indians), race, religion, community, caste, profession or sex.
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  • Every dawn scares me:  Mother of Rajiv Gandhi assassin.
    • Every dawn disappoints us:  patriotic Tamil people.
  • India Factory output shrinks by 0.6%.
    • Industrialists yet to fully adopt Chidambaram’s advice - KYC.
  • Businessmen scared to complain against Tax officials to Ombudsmen.
    • The Tax people have fully adopted Chidambaram’s advice - ‘KYC’.
  • Antony brought copters Obama rejected as too costly.
    • No wonder Obama subsequently won the elections.
  • Cruise ship Carnival Triumph is gross, with flooded, overflowing toilets.
    • Ahoy there!  Everyone retire to the poop deck!
  • Pope Benedict XVI announces resignation:  Report.
    • Lightning bolt strikes Vatican’s St. Peter’s Basilica: Report.
  • Wrestling tossed out of Olympics.
    • Who will I bite from now on: Wrestler Sushil Kumar.



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